*This title is kind of a lie. Yes, these red velvet cake balls are great for Halloween, especially with the creepy eye decorations, but you could also make them for Christmas (with red and green sprinkles perhaps?) or even for Valentine’s Day, if you top them with little decorative hearts.
I’m kind of a Grinch when it comes to Halloween. I startle easily (just ask Mili about plastic bags on sidewalks), so I’m not into weird things jumping out at me and making sounds. (True story: I walked into a Halloween store yesterday, and a gigantic spider animatronic jumped onto my leg — I literally ran out of the store screaming. I was on the phone with my mom and she thought I had been stabbed.) I don’t like wearing masks or heavy makeup on my face, nor do I like spending $50+ on a costume that I’ll never wear again. (Don’t even get me started on the “Sexy ” costumes for women … ) New York gets especially gaga over Halloween, so it’s unavoidable unfortunately, especially if I go to any bar in the city from October 15 onward.
The part of Halloween that I do like is the strangers-being-forced-to-give-you-free-candy part. In fact, if it wasn’t weird and creepy, I’d tack on to a group of kids and go trick-or-treating every year. But since that sounds like a quick way to get the cops called on you, I’ve resigned myself to buying a bag of Halloween candy each year on the offhand chance there are kids in my building (obvi we all know what ends up happening: I sit in bed eating candy while catching up on my shows).
One thing we were strictly told to avoid as a child was eating homemade candy from neighbors. It’s sad, because homemade candy is the best. No strange preservatives or overly sweet, sticky caramel or whatever that spongy filling is inside Three Musketeers bars. While I’m still a bit daunted by the prospect of caramel-making, I’m all about making chocolate candy — bark is beyond easy, and truffles are pretty simple too. But I’d been toying with the idea of making cake pops for some time now, and after spotting this Food & Wine recipe for Halloween-themed red velvet cake balls, I knew it was on.
Making cake balls from scratch is a bit of a process, since there’s three different components: baking the cake, then making the binder that helps the balls keep their shape, then forming all of the balls and then coating them all in chocolate. Most recipes go the boxed cake + canned frosting route, which decreases the amount of work significantly. But I’m a huge pain in the booty and wanted to make them from scratch, so I took a few shortcuts in making these.
The cake recipe easily becomes one-bowl, thus saving you extra dish-washing. I also dropped the idea of using frosting as a binder (part of my logic: most frosting recipes require a pound [!!] of powdered sugar), and instead just used plain cream cheese, jazzed up with a bit of vanilla extract. If you have children, it might be fun to let them shape the cake balls so that you don’t have to, but as it turns out, a glass of wine and an episode of Pretty Little Liars make this task go by quickly.
I will win zero Cupcake Wars with my cake decorating skills, so I just stuck an M&M onto each truffle to make “eyeballs” and called it a night. You could use food coloring and candy brushes to paint the truffles with spooky designs, or scatter black and orange sprinkles over them for a festive treat. The best part about these red velvet cake balls is that you can make them ahead of time, and they travel easily, meaning they’re perfect for bringing to a Halloween party. They are equally delicious while sitting in bed and watching TV — you know, if you’re into that. …























